Joke of the month
A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender
says, "You can't bring that dog in here."
"You don't understand," says the man. "This
is no regular dog, he can talk."
"Listen, pal," says the bartender. "If that
dog can talk, I'll give you a hundred bucks."
The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks
him, "What's on top of a house?"
"Roof!"
"Right. And what's on the outside of a tree?"
"Bark!"
"And what kind of sport is Judo?"
"Rough!"
"I guess you've heard enough," says the man.
"I'll take the hundred in twenties."
The bartender is furious. "Listen, pal," he
says, "get out of here before I belt you."
As soon as they're on the street, the dog
turns to the man and says:
"Do you think I should have said 'gentle'?"
